MULTIPLE CHOICE: For each question below, please circle the letter of the correct response. Each letter should be used only ONCE.

1. Which candidate is quoted as saying:”The separation of church and state makes me want to throw up!”?
a. Newt Gingrich
b. Mitt Romney
c. Rick Santorum
d. Ron Paul

2. Who is quoted as boasting about the two Cadillacs his wife drives?
a. Newt Gingrich
b. Mitt Romney
c. Rick Santorum
d. Ron Paul

3. Who is dreaming about establishing territories on the moon?
a. Newt Gingrich
b. Mitt Romney
c. Rick Santorum
d. Ron Paul

4. Who is left standing there looking at the others and thinking, “And they think I’m nucking futs?”
a. Newt Gingrich
b. Mitt Romney
c. Rick Santorum
d. Ron Paul

SCORING: It really doesn’t matter, folks. Because, as Simon and Garfunkel put it so long ago, “Talk about it, shout about it. When you’ve got to choose, every way you look at it you lose.”