Pitbull Moms Unite

My friend Laura Kurzu and I walk down different sides of the political aisle, but she and her friends have recognized that the Sarah Palin phenomenon has crystallized a new political archetype; the pitbull mom joins the soccer mom, the Wal-Mart mom, Joe Sixpack and other characters in our political lexicon.

Check out their site and – if you run with their pack – wear your Pitbullishness with pride.

– Austin sba fine

As If We Didn’t Have Reason to Worry Before…

The most surreal moment of the Sean Hannity interview with Sarah Palin came at the end when she was asked about Tina Fey’s star turn last Saturday as her doppleganger:

HANNITY: One last question that I didn’t ask you: Did you watch Tina Fey on “Saturday Night Live”?

PALIN: I watched with the volume all the way down and I thought it was hilarious, she was spot on.

HANNITY: Do you think you could play her one day?

PALIN: Oh absolutely. It was hilarious. Again, I didn’t hear a word she said, but the visual was spot on.

OK, let’s draw a big fat line under that one with a star in the margin: Governor Palin watches comedy with the volume turned all the way down.  That’s the weirdest thing she’s said in the past three weeks (not that she’s said much). And, she thought it important enough that she said it twice in the span of five seconds even though her answer is a complete non sequitur to Hannity’s incomprehensible question (Did he really mean to ask Governor Palin if she could see herself playing Tina Fey?  Did she really mean to say she could?)

Ah, but wait.  There’s a purpose to this apparent madness.  By watching SNL with the volume all the way turned down, Governor Palin can try to have her cake and eat it too (although, in this case, it’s pretty lame and downright weird). On the one hand, she can pretend that she’s not too big to laugh at herself and that she’s got a mighty fine sense of humor (which we knew anyway from the dinosaur and creationism thing). On the other hand, by watching with the volume all the way turned down she doesn’t have to deal with the sharp end of sketch: she was brilliantly skewered for being a lightweight. Nor does she have to admit that some of the verbiage (or “verbage” as she pronounces it) was a little racy.

Now, did she really think it was funny?  Hmmm.  I’m thinking the most reliable source on that might be from the people who were on the plane with her Saturday night:

There were howls of laughter from the sizable press corps covering Palin’s first foray on the campaign trail without her running man as a chaperone.

But, from the front of the plane, silence. The flight attendants assured us Palin and her entourage were watching. What she thought, though, is anybody’s guess.

Apparently, Governor Palin laughs with the volume all the way turned down too.

– Austin

PS – As a secondary, but still noteworthy, point of amusement on this topic, the “did you like it” question was asked not during the interview itself but after the interview was over and Governor Palin was getting in the car to leave.  In other words, this is the ballsy, forward question Hannity decided to save for last so that if it pissed her off he wouldn’t lose the whole interview.

What a fearless guy.  Murrow would be proud. tax debt relief fine

Hannity Misses the Jugular…

…but does find another piece of Governor Palin’s anatomy to attack in Part I of his two-parter with Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.  Ms. Palin won’t be able to sit for a week due to the ferocity with which Mr. Hannity applied his lips to her cheeks.

To call this interview a softball is an insult to softballs everywhere.  Hell, comparing this interview to anything found in the physical universe would be an insult to the space-time continuum (which is already under assault at CERN).   You’d be more likely to find a molecule of substance in the empty spaces between the stars than in this laugher.

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