Posted on November 10, 2009 by Joe Loveland
Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty has been busy preening Presidential in Iowa, which raises an interesting question: Where will his breakthrough political moment come in the Hawkeye State?
Will Governor Pawlenty’s breakthrough come during a spellbinding address to the Muscatine County Republican Women’s Club meeting? Will it come with a well-timed anti-evolution zinger at the [...]
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Posted on July 13, 2009 by Bruce Benidt
Many political scientists maintain that peace and prosperity are among the most reliable predictors of presidential electoral success.
At this stage, America in the Obama era has neither. It has the highest unemployment in a quarter century and is embroiled in two bloody, complex and unpopular foreign wars. Bad news, Barack.
So with all [...]
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Posted on January 6, 2009 by Joe Loveland
Is it possible for Governor Pawlenty to raise “fees” by about 21% while continuing to brag about keeping a no new “taxes” pledge?
As Minnesota 2020 notes: “While some fee increases may be necessary to pay for increased costs, it is clear that fee increases are also being used to back fill a hole [...]
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Posted on December 2, 2008 by Jon Austin
About six months ago I posted a reflection on who was coming to the Crowd and what they were looking for (porn as it turns out). With the election behind us and year-end being a time for looking back and summing up, I thought I’d take another look at our traffic patterns and the search [...]
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Posted on November 14, 2008 by Joe Loveland
With it, he was a popular Governor.
Without it, he was passed over in order to select the worst vice presidential candidate in memory.
Could the good luck Mississippi mudflap be coming back?
- Loveland
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Posted on August 26, 2008 by Joe Loveland
It looks as if the security perimeter around next week’s Republican National Convention (RNC) is going to make St. Paul’s Excel Energy Center about as publicly accessible as China’s Forbidden City during the Ming Dynasty.
So how are blue bywatchers to know when the Red Man Group arrives in our fair city? A [...]
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Posted on July 23, 2008 by Joe Loveland
Mullet-Americans are “cautiously optimistic” about rumors that mulleted Minnesotan Tim Pawlenty may soon be named Senator John McCain’s vice presidential running mate.
“It would obviously be historic, and it could really balance the ticket, what with McCain’s embarassing lack of hair below the cervical vertebrae,” said mullet-American activist Billy Rae Cyrus.
Still reeling from the [...]
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Posted on February 25, 2008 by Joe Loveland
The atmosphere over Minnesota’s own Governor Tim Pawlenty becoming Senator John McCain’s running mate is absolutely electric.
And why not? Imagine at long last breaking through America’s highest and hardest glass ceiling by making Pawlenty the first mullted American in the White House!
- Loveland
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